OK, don't panic. You have a St. Patrick's Day party/5K/kegs&eggs event you have to attend tomorrow but you have no green to wear. You could borrow something, but let's face it, it's not gonna be the fun kind of green you're looking for and it probably won't fit you right. You could buy something, but you're not the only one shopping last minute, and you don't want to be caught wearing the same exact shirt as every other St.Patricrastinator.
I HAVE A SOLUTION. Make. Your. Own. Hairpiece. Yes, with ribbons and even bells if you'd like. This isn't a tricky craft and you can still make it to the store in time to gather supplies for your one-of-a-kind lucky hairpiece. Plus, your amazing hairpiece will distract anyone from the rest of your outfit, meaning you can play it cool in jeans and a top. It may just be your lucky day.